1. Always Start With ” x” Number of Something in the Title to Get Attention

Well, happy to do that in the title to take the piss, but I really think you’re smarter than to be manipulated like that.

Plus why does everything have to be quantified?

2. Break Up Paragraphs With Graphics

Ok concede to this one, mostly because I tend to prattle on. Who doesn’t love a possibly random image anyway?

3. Write With Your Own Personality

Yaaaas! No more having to follow Miss Richardson’s English Writing Rules. I promise to start sentences with. But. And. And.

Except, I do swear directly proportionate to whatever emotion I’m feeling. Or how much Vodka has been consumed. Perhaps don’t follow me if you don’t like these things.

4. Be Authentic With Links & Transparent About Sponsored Posts

This is a no brainer. I would rather clean extractor fans than get to the financial low of peddling crap.

Besides, I was sacked from an early career sales job. I couldn’t bring myself to sell a lovely old couple something I didn’t believe in. True. Plus I wouldn’t sleep with the boss. True.

I will always make it clear if there’s some form of sponsorship.

5. Can’t Remember Any More

Im 51 in 3 days….it happens.

Oh yeees! That’s right! Have An Awesome Website…..something like that anyway.

Still winging through this one, so please forgive the disorganised ‘construction site’.

Peace✌️& love❤️